We Tried to Fix the World | S2E2 | Nonsense.Podcast

00:00:00:00 - 00:00:17:06 Speaker 2 Hey, everybody, welcome back to Nonsense Start podcast. We have a fun game that we're going to do today. And I it's it's kind of a game, but it's also going to get us, talking in, like, about, like, real world problems. You guys ready? Like, you guys have no idea what we're doing. 00:00:17:06 - 00:00:19:09 Speaker 3 Today, right? To get getting heavy, man. Yeah. 00:00:19:11 - 00:00:31:17 Speaker 2 So, the plan for today is to. I have this bowl of this bowl here, and, there are different topics inside of it, and we are going to fix the world. 00:00:31:19 - 00:00:32:21 Speaker 3 Okay, I can do that. 00:00:32:23 - 00:00:51:11 Speaker 2 So the whole plan is what I want to do is I was initially going to do three seconds, but I think I'm going to do five. So I want to each one of us, you're going to pull something out of here and you have I want to say five seconds to read it and come up with your solution, because I know some of you guys will be you'll pull it up and you'll be like, reading it real slow. 00:00:51:16 - 00:00:52:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:00:52:07 - 00:00:55:10 Speaker 3 I could read it. And the other two, I'll come up with solution. 00:00:55:11 - 00:01:11:02 Speaker 2 Well, no, you got to have some solutions too. Okay. So we're going to do, maybe you'll have seconds to read it and then come up with your solution. Is that cool? All right I'm going to bring up the timer on my phone real quick. And then, who wants to start? Should we do, like, rock, paper, scissors to start? 00:01:11:05 - 00:01:12:08 Speaker 1 I like that. 00:01:12:10 - 00:01:17:00 Speaker 3 So we're we're. So if we were drawing it, reading it and solving. 00:01:17:00 - 00:01:27:22 Speaker 2 Yeah. And then we're then we're going to talk about it because then, like, whatever your solution is like I may disagree with you. Like noted here's another way to do it. Okay. So you're we're just we're gonna we're like, what city planners or whatever. We have to, like, try to figure out how to fix the world. 00:01:27:23 - 00:01:32:00 Speaker 1 Did you send an email out to the UN so that they can pay attention and take notes? 00:01:32:01 - 00:01:48:00 Speaker 2 They haven't responded yet. Okay. I think I'm pretty low on the Swedes or they decide they don't agree with me. But anyway, yeah. So I think this will be I think is going to be super fun because it'll give you 10s to like, you have to come up with an answer, no matter how ridiculous it is. And if you don't have an answer in 10s, then I guess I don't know what. 00:01:48:00 - 00:01:50:15 Speaker 1 The decapitated live. 00:01:50:16 - 00:01:53:09 Speaker 2 That's perfect solution. You get decapitated. 00:01:53:11 - 00:01:55:14 Speaker 3 I got nothing, I got that oh, now. 00:01:55:14 - 00:01:57:08 Speaker 2 You better answer these. Okay, 00:01:57:08 - 00:02:05:13 Speaker 2 All right. So then you want to go first? Yeah. Let's do this. All right. Pull. Pull something out of the bowl and then hold on. Let me let me once you open it on my at the start on this timer here. 00:02:05:13 - 00:02:17:06 Speaker 3 Okay. Ready? The five day workweek quit. I've solved the world. 00:02:17:08 - 00:02:27:07 Speaker 2 But then cut. But where are people going to get money? You use for album? It's just going to be a line. It's the one I heard 24 seven. Oh, my gosh, dude, that'd be crazy. 00:02:27:07 - 00:02:28:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, dude, I was. 00:02:28:16 - 00:02:46:21 Speaker 2 I know this is a little off topic, but I was at my, my niece or my nephew's birthday party and there was a little kid, like a little, like, maybe three years old, running around with a mask, a bandana on over his face and a mask. And then he had a bat and I was like, this kid's ready for the purge. 00:02:46:21 - 00:02:47:10 Speaker 2 Like, literally. 00:02:47:10 - 00:02:50:07 Speaker 3 I thought, this is a wedding. No, no, it was a birthday party, a birthday. 00:02:50:07 - 00:02:50:17 Speaker 2 Little kid's. 00:02:50:17 - 00:02:52:16 Speaker 3 Birthday. Oh, that's okay. Yeah. 00:02:52:18 - 00:02:54:10 Speaker 1 That's that makes sense. 00:02:54:12 - 00:02:58:23 Speaker 2 There was actually, like, a Nerf gun that had, like, the. It was like a mini gun, like. 00:02:59:01 - 00:02:59:16 Speaker 3 Oh, wow. 00:02:59:17 - 00:03:01:13 Speaker 2 I was like, oh, it's so cool. 00:03:01:14 - 00:03:03:04 Speaker 3 It's like preschool purge. 00:03:03:06 - 00:03:07:20 Speaker 2 I mean, so I don't I don't you can't I don't think you can just quit. But I don't think that's going to work. 00:03:07:21 - 00:03:10:00 Speaker 1 So back to the barter system. 00:03:10:02 - 00:03:16:13 Speaker 2 So that's actually not a bad idea, man. Like when I worked at Hardee's, we would barter with Caseys down the street, like we would trade them. 00:03:16:15 - 00:03:17:18 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 00:03:17:20 - 00:03:19:15 Speaker 2 And they would give us, pizza. 00:03:19:15 - 00:03:23:17 Speaker 1 Dude, the food trade system. When the restaurant industry is so 00:03:23:19 - 00:03:24:03 Speaker 1 But 00:03:24:04 - 00:03:29:13 Speaker 2 If you think about it, the problem is you are stealing from that company. 00:03:29:15 - 00:03:33:01 Speaker 1 No, nobody needs to know. 00:03:33:02 - 00:03:41:13 Speaker 3 That's what happens. And also what happens whenever you have, like, a bunch of cheeseburgers. But you need to buy a car. 00:03:41:15 - 00:03:42:09 Speaker 1 Heard that? 00:03:42:11 - 00:03:47:12 Speaker 3 Oh, Cheever, who's going to take 20,000 cheeseburgers and trade. 00:03:47:14 - 00:03:49:00 Speaker 2 20,000 cheeseburgers. 00:03:49:00 - 00:03:55:02 Speaker 3 At a barter system? Sounds good on paper, but it doesn't work. We need currency. 00:03:55:04 - 00:04:05:02 Speaker 2 To. Yeah, dude. 20,000. I mean, you you wouldn't. Obviously, if you're going to trade that for a car, then you would have to barter something different. Like maybe, so a stake in the business. So. 00:04:05:02 - 00:04:05:10 Speaker 3 So the. 00:04:05:10 - 00:04:06:21 Speaker 2 Idea at stake, 1 to 1. 00:04:06:21 - 00:04:12:04 Speaker 3 Stake. So the idea, like you could just like, what's the name? There's a story where a guy, like, traded up, one. 00:04:12:04 - 00:04:13:11 Speaker 2 Yeah. They put the red paperclip. 00:04:13:15 - 00:04:17:11 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, it just kept getting bigger and bigger. Just trading higher. Yeah. 00:04:17:11 - 00:04:31:23 Speaker 2 That's such a cool story, by the way. Like. Yeah. And I, I want to believe so hard that it's true. And I thought I think I've watched I thought I saw a Ted talk or something like that with the guy who did it. Maybe it was something else, but, you know, it could have been just some dude who was like, I'm going to pretend to be him, you. 00:04:31:23 - 00:04:37:23 Speaker 3 Know, like he's like, because then he could be just like old wives tale, you know, urban urban legends don't actually have an urban legend. Urban little. 00:04:37:23 - 00:04:39:10 Speaker 1 Urban legends. 00:04:39:12 - 00:04:43:22 Speaker 3 That's the urban legends that are just, like, not quite as good old Dale urban. 00:04:44:00 - 00:04:45:22 Speaker 3 He's he's always telling them legends. 00:04:45:22 - 00:04:46:10 Speaker 2 He's such a. 00:04:46:10 - 00:04:48:12 Speaker 3 Legend. 00:04:48:14 - 00:04:51:01 Speaker 2 But, yeah, well, it was a family fun day. 00:04:51:01 - 00:04:55:08 Speaker 3 Workweek. Oh, yeah. I forgot what was there anyway, I honestly. 00:04:55:08 - 00:05:03:10 Speaker 2 I mean, the barter system, that's not a bad idea, but, like, then you you still have to kind of work, though, because you're like. Yeah, yeah, farm. 00:05:03:12 - 00:05:12:00 Speaker 3 I said the barter system is more a response to, what are we going to do for money after everybody quits? Yeah, I don't know, man. Like, 00:05:12:01 - 00:05:15:01 Speaker 2 What are what are your thoughts? Time. You've been pretty quiet over there. 00:05:15:03 - 00:05:17:07 Speaker 1 The barter system I'm stuck on. What are you. 00:05:17:07 - 00:05:19:01 Speaker 3 In? Five day workweek. 00:05:19:02 - 00:05:20:00 Speaker 2 What currency? 00:05:20:01 - 00:05:21:14 Speaker 1 No. Yeah. 00:05:21:16 - 00:05:23:20 Speaker 2 Like, can we can you get it to where it's maybe three? 00:05:23:23 - 00:05:28:22 Speaker 1 I'd probably fix it with the barter system. 00:05:29:00 - 00:05:30:22 Speaker 3 Once you got an idea in your head. 00:05:31:00 - 00:05:32:14 Speaker 1 Is that. Is that good enough for you? 00:05:32:15 - 00:05:38:17 Speaker 2 This is the second episode where I'm going to say, get there. 00:05:38:19 - 00:05:55:11 Speaker 1 No. I mean, if you want me get serious about it, you have to expand. You can't stick to five days to make things work correctly. I always well, it's just it depends on what you're doing. Because farmers or farmers work seven days a week. 00:05:55:12 - 00:05:56:09 Speaker 2 Yeah. 00:05:56:11 - 00:05:56:22 Speaker 1 You know. 00:05:57:02 - 00:05:59:03 Speaker 3 But not in the winter. 00:05:59:05 - 00:06:00:20 Speaker 2 They take the winter off. No, I'm sure they have some. 00:06:01:01 - 00:06:01:21 Speaker 3 There's something they're planning. 00:06:01:22 - 00:06:02:08 Speaker 2 Some kind of. 00:06:02:08 - 00:06:03:21 Speaker 3 When they do, they do have a lot. 00:06:04:01 - 00:06:06:02 Speaker 1 You know what would fix that? 00:06:06:04 - 00:06:08:05 Speaker 1 The barter system, 00:06:08:07 - 00:06:13:03 Speaker 3 Or you're missing a very obvious answer, right? At a at a date. 00:06:13:03 - 00:06:13:17 Speaker 1 Of the week. 00:06:13:22 - 00:06:14:16 Speaker 3 Oh. 00:06:14:17 - 00:06:17:23 Speaker 1 I like that, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:06:18:01 - 00:06:34:19 Speaker 3 Wait, what is it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's it. I mean, you still got five days a week. Sure, but do you have an extra day, right, that they'll make us work. So that's that's solving the five day workweek. We just turn into a six day workweek. It's no longer the five day work. 00:06:34:21 - 00:06:35:16 Speaker 1 Beautiful. 00:06:35:18 - 00:06:37:07 Speaker 2 Beautiful side. We had to lower it. 00:06:37:07 - 00:06:41:20 Speaker 3 That's true. We're going to we're going to corporate America. And so add another day. 00:06:42:00 - 00:06:50:07 Speaker 2 There is there is a philosophy out there. I'm not sure who says it or whatever, but like they're they're somebody is working toward a four day workweek. 00:06:50:07 - 00:06:51:02 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:06:51:04 - 00:06:54:01 Speaker 2 Or no, 16 hour workweek is what it is. What they're trying to. 00:06:54:01 - 00:06:54:19 Speaker 3 Oh, wow. 00:06:54:21 - 00:07:05:03 Speaker 2 And I it's like, basically you split the shifts between everybody, but I'm like, dude, I don't know how that would work because 16 hours a week, that's like, that's oh, that's quarter time. 00:07:05:05 - 00:07:05:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:07:05:13 - 00:07:08:15 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think we can make it work. I'd be happy with it. 00:07:08:17 - 00:07:15:09 Speaker 2 As I'm sure more into it, because I, I've heard it before and I know a little bit about it, but I don't know enough about it to really speak like intelligently. 00:07:15:09 - 00:07:18:16 Speaker 3 We're going to talk more like seriously for just a moment, which I promise I can. 00:07:18:19 - 00:07:20:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, we can, we can probably. 00:07:20:12 - 00:07:22:07 Speaker 1 I that's just play nonsense. 00:07:22:07 - 00:07:36:23 Speaker 3 I'll probably, yeah. Exactly. He same thing. I'll probably veer off into bits soon after. But yeah. Like, I don't know, like, if you think about your, your role on the planet, what were you born here to do? I know you're. 00:07:36:23 - 00:07:37:20 Speaker 2 My I know what I'm hearing. 00:07:38:01 - 00:07:58:02 Speaker 3 Even is like, if you're not talking about, like, you know, religious or theology or something like that, like me as a human being, as a creature. Was I born and designed to help somebody or, you know, to make money? I work eight hours a day. If I were if we were in our natural state, like, not, you know, in a society we wouldn't it'd be like late 60s. 00:07:58:02 - 00:08:06:21 Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't. Yeah. That's not what I'm advocating. You know, like cuddle puddles are fun. But I want to get back into that life. Right. But. 00:08:07:03 - 00:08:11:14 Speaker 1 If anybody wants to cuddle puddle, drop a comment, and, I'll hook up with you. 00:08:11:16 - 00:08:27:18 Speaker 3 I'm more puddle these days, right? I used to be, But, Yeah, I think, like, my my sort of, you know, reason I'm on this planet isn't to work. Yeah. So if I could find a way to not do that for literally half of my waking hours, I would like to find a way to do that. 00:08:27:20 - 00:08:33:20 Speaker 1 Okay, so somebody needs to donate $1 million once a year. That's all. 00:08:33:22 - 00:08:35:12 Speaker 3 It's pocket change. 00:08:35:14 - 00:08:59:21 Speaker 2 For. For somebody else. Yeah. So that that's actually, kind of the philosophy behind the way I want to run just plain nonsense, like, oh, I want it to be where, you you it's not going to be like, again, this may, may change when I actually realize what it's actually going to be like. Okay. The the plan is the dream is to be like, you work when you want to, just as long as the job gets done. 00:08:59:21 - 00:09:04:21 Speaker 2 Like if you want to work midnights, if you want to come into the studio and edit and stuff. But again, this is in the future on. 00:09:04:22 - 00:09:05:22 Speaker 3 Studio, right? Yeah. 00:09:06:00 - 00:09:17:21 Speaker 2 But like if you want to do that in the future like that, that's if you want to come in in the middle of the night, if you want to come in like, you know, come in a little bit, leave and come back like work whenever you want, work from home or from the studio, wherever you want. 00:09:17:21 - 00:09:18:02 Speaker 3 To work. 00:09:18:07 - 00:09:18:14 Speaker 1 Be. 00:09:18:14 - 00:09:29:12 Speaker 2 Comfortable. Yeah. Like that's the whole point, like I don't. And again, a man who doesn't what is it the mean if a man doesn't work, shouldn't eat or something like that, I think. 00:09:29:14 - 00:09:31:10 Speaker 3 So you ever heard that? 00:09:31:12 - 00:09:32:21 Speaker 2 Yeah. Because, I mean, if you don't work. 00:09:32:21 - 00:09:34:10 Speaker 3 Like I've heard it, like, if you don't want it, you don't eat. 00:09:34:10 - 00:09:35:14 Speaker 1 But that makes sense, right? 00:09:35:14 - 00:09:37:20 Speaker 2 But that's a philosophy that goes back a long time ago. 00:09:37:20 - 00:09:46:11 Speaker 3 Oh, I thought it was just like something I make is from biblical times. Oh, sorry. I thought I thought was just one of those things where, like, people yelled at you whenever you weren't working. 00:09:46:13 - 00:10:08:06 Speaker 2 No. So it's like, it's like it goes back to like, real farmer times where you're just like, if you don't work until your field, if you don't like, plan ahead and stuff like that, you're not going to eat. So it's kind of that way now. It's like if you don't work, like if you don't put in some sort of effort, which now like our, our, our stuff is we work for the paper to be able to buy what we want right back in the day, it was the barter system. 00:10:08:12 - 00:10:12:16 Speaker 2 You work to build the stuff you want and then you trade it for somebody to somebody else. 00:10:12:18 - 00:10:24:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, a lot of times, actually, when America was founded, the founding fathers were most of them, wanted us to be sort of egalitarian. They wanted us to. Where? Like, you grew your own food. Yeah. You didn't have to rely on the government or anybody else or anything, right? 00:10:24:20 - 00:10:26:13 Speaker 2 Like that. That's why they left England. 00:10:26:16 - 00:10:35:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Like we wanted to make sure that, like, we weren't enslaved by, you know, our employers, by the government, by, you know, all these authority figures we wanna make. But we. 00:10:35:10 - 00:10:45:20 Speaker 2 We wanted the, the easy life and we wanted the, all the status and all that stuff. So then we kind of built back to that. Yeah. So, yeah, that's a different topic. 00:10:45:20 - 00:10:51:14 Speaker 3 Yeah. I say we're different deep in the weeds here of freaking MSNBC, Fox News, you know. 00:10:51:16 - 00:11:07:03 Speaker 2 But yeah, no, it's that, that's the, what I was going to say with like the whole you don't oh, yeah. You don't work, you don't eat. So it's like, yeah. Yes. For the philosophy of just plain nonsense. Yes. You've got to get the work done, but it's not going to be like, I need you here 40 hours a week, blah, blah, blah. 00:11:07:03 - 00:11:16:04 Speaker 2 If you can edit an entire episode in half an hour, but it takes somebody else four hours, that's fine. You've only work for half an hour and you're done. 00:11:16:06 - 00:11:16:12 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:11:16:12 - 00:11:28:20 Speaker 2 And you get paid for the work that you did. So that's like, that's my whole philosophy and that's what I want to do. I don't care how long it takes you, as long as the project is done and it's done to the quality pretty well. Everyone that everyone do, that's a good philosophy. 00:11:28:20 - 00:11:32:14 Speaker 3 Mine's pretty much just summed up those, parts are funny. That's my whole. 00:11:32:14 - 00:11:36:13 Speaker 2 Philosophy. That's a perfect philosophy. I like that I agree with you. 00:11:36:13 - 00:11:41:08 Speaker 3 You check his camera, make sure it's all. Yeah, do the change. You know, check. 00:11:41:10 - 00:11:44:06 Speaker 1 You're good, am I? 00:11:44:08 - 00:11:49:01 Speaker 3 Maybe the biggest and the best to see the good boy? All right. 00:11:49:02 - 00:11:53:11 Speaker 2 Draw from the bull. Does my face still have the little dog on it? 00:11:53:11 - 00:11:54:05 Speaker 1 Because. Yeah. 00:11:54:07 - 00:11:56:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, right now they're just sat back. 00:11:56:14 - 00:11:58:16 Speaker 1 Yep. Okay. Because it's tracking the good the. 00:11:58:17 - 00:11:59:14 Speaker 2 Bookshelf behind me and I. 00:11:59:19 - 00:12:01:05 Speaker 1 Know it's trying to. Good. 00:12:01:07 - 00:12:10:15 Speaker 2 So math I'm going to move this away from these headphones or the from the that receiver. Because I don't want it to be like. 00:12:10:17 - 00:12:15:02 Speaker 1 Get that feedback going okay. 00:12:15:04 - 00:12:23:07 Speaker 2 Do it. Yeah. Hold on. Let me get the time. Oh, you're, you already read it. Go ahead. 00:12:23:09 - 00:12:25:20 Speaker 1 Grocery shopping. 00:12:25:22 - 00:12:29:20 Speaker 2 Yeah. Five seconds to solve it. 00:12:29:21 - 00:12:34:09 Speaker 1 Self self reliant garden. 00:12:34:11 - 00:12:43:23 Speaker 3 Yes. All right, I'm out of here. My question is, the back in there is the, the problem the price of groceries, or is it, I think, going to the store. 00:12:44:01 - 00:12:44:18 Speaker 2 For me personally. 00:12:44:19 - 00:12:46:22 Speaker 1 I fixed all of the problems though, so, you. 00:12:47:04 - 00:12:48:02 Speaker 2 Know, because I know you have to. 00:12:48:02 - 00:12:49:18 Speaker 3 Let your garden card. Yeah, yeah. 00:12:49:18 - 00:12:50:13 Speaker 2 It's harder than going to. 00:12:50:16 - 00:12:51:11 Speaker 1 Knowing. 00:12:51:11 - 00:12:51:20 Speaker 3 Or. 00:12:51:22 - 00:12:56:22 Speaker 2 Going to the produce section or actually hiring somebody to go searching for me. 00:12:57:00 - 00:13:02:02 Speaker 1 Now, if you do lazy gardening and just throw it out there randomly and just hope for the best, yeah. 00:13:02:07 - 00:13:04:04 Speaker 3 It right outside your window and it'll. 00:13:04:06 - 00:13:10:19 Speaker 1 Just yeah, you you won't even know what you're grabbing. You might grab a carrot, you might grab a potato. Who knows. Yeah I've been here. 00:13:10:21 - 00:13:12:07 Speaker 3 Like, oh, this is a raccoon. Yeah. 00:13:12:08 - 00:13:20:03 Speaker 2 No business right there. Do loot boxes for grocery shopping. People just pay you a monthly subscription. It's like, I don't know what's going to show. Dude, that that. 00:13:20:04 - 00:13:21:04 Speaker 3 Sounds like a skit. 00:13:21:04 - 00:13:22:01 Speaker 1 It's like a. 00:13:22:03 - 00:13:24:16 Speaker 3 Like people getting, like, weird flavors of hummus. 00:13:24:16 - 00:13:27:04 Speaker 1 You get a half an onion and a rotten orange. 00:13:27:07 - 00:13:28:05 Speaker 3 Woo! 00:13:28:07 - 00:13:31:20 Speaker 2 That's Rob. Remember this because this is going to be a sketch that. 00:13:32:00 - 00:13:35:12 Speaker 3 It will be. Yeah I'm already writing it in my head. Do it. Yeah. 00:13:35:14 - 00:13:49:05 Speaker 2 We're going to put it on the on the list of videos. I need to make sure I like that idea. Yeah. Grocery shopping, so I, I hate it. I do not like going into the store. I don't like walking around and having to, like, get stuck behind some old lady who's staring at the cereal for half an hour. 00:13:49:05 - 00:13:51:04 Speaker 2 How's your butter? What? 00:13:51:05 - 00:13:55:18 Speaker 3 But. Yeah, hot. The hardest. I just like an 00:13:55:18 - 00:13:58:23 Speaker 3 empty. Like a what? Looks like a blank canvas with a hole in the middle. 00:13:59:02 - 00:14:01:20 Speaker 3 Whoops. Sorry. 00:14:01:22 - 00:14:03:05 Speaker 2 Oh, that's going to be blurred out. 00:14:03:05 - 00:14:05:16 Speaker 3 Yeah. Just pixelated. 00:14:05:18 - 00:14:07:16 Speaker 1 Just. Well. 00:14:07:18 - 00:14:08:11 Speaker 3 There was. 00:14:08:13 - 00:14:10:15 Speaker 1 Let me get it in there. 00:14:10:17 - 00:14:25:21 Speaker 2 There was one episode where, I said something really, really dumb, but just because I'm super naive about, like, other pork and stuff like that. Yeah, I literally blurred out my whole body, and I distorted my voice so bad that you couldn't even hear what. 00:14:25:21 - 00:14:26:20 Speaker 3 I was saying, but. 00:14:26:20 - 00:14:35:09 Speaker 2 I put the text on the screen that said Rob said something so dumb, I'm gonna try to find that. I have no idea which episode that song, but I'm going to try to find it and put it in this episode. 00:14:35:09 - 00:14:36:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, basically recreate it. 00:14:36:17 - 00:14:38:19 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:14:38:21 - 00:14:58:22 Speaker 2 But yeah, so I don't, I don't like going to the store and going grocery shopping. I do it on, I, I use Kroger because I like their, their produce. I hear Aldi has way better produce. But I don't I need to look into their delivery. But anyway, I have Instacart do my delivery for me because I don't want to go into the grocery store, because I don't want to walk around and go get all that stuff. 00:14:58:22 - 00:15:19:16 Speaker 2 But I've been running into a problem where people are the delivery drivers are stealing from me like there was. There have been several times where things will show up on my receipt that I did not order, and they they're not in the the bag like they don't get them delivered. So today I had a delivery and there was like a whole 24 pack of Charmin. 00:15:19:18 - 00:15:40:20 Speaker 2 And I'm like, first of all, I didn't order it. And second of all, it's like I didn't get it. So I'm like, this person took their shawarma. Yeah, they scanned it and put it in their car and they didn't give it to me. You report that I did. So there's another one that, a couple weeks ago, the, they got me all my groceries. 00:15:41:01 - 00:16:06:06 Speaker 2 But then interspersed in mine is like these $1 frozen meals. And the way that I noticed that, it wasn't mine is whenever I order groceries, everything that I order is mostly whole foods. I order like potatoes, meat, like vegetables. All this stuff is a whole foods, right? And I'm. I opened the app, and the first picture that shows up is a bright blue Gatorade. 00:16:06:08 - 00:16:23:20 Speaker 2 And I was like, I did not order Gatorade. And I scroll down and there's Takis. Oh, I did not order Takis. So then I start looking through it and there's like Jack's pizza, Jack pizza, Jack's pizza. And then he's like, I forgot the name of them, but they're $1 frozen meals. And they ended up being $23 for groceries. 00:16:23:22 - 00:16:26:03 Speaker 3 What is it? I think it's called banquet. No, no, no. 00:16:26:03 - 00:16:26:12 Speaker 2 It's like. 00:16:26:12 - 00:16:30:14 Speaker 1 The n word. The m word. Mitchell honors or something like that. 00:16:30:14 - 00:16:45:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. So. And it's like a black and green box or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. There was like, there was $23 worth of this stuff and I, I was livid. I'm like, dude, first of all, stealing from me. I'm like, I can afford it. It 00:16:45:13 - 00:16:50:21 Speaker 2 me off, but I can afford it. They're doing this to old ladies and like old men, fixed income stuff. 00:16:50:21 - 00:16:59:11 Speaker 2 And I'm like, so I literally called Instacart. And I was like, I want this guy fired. I was like, I this guy that he stole from me, there's no telling how many people he's. 00:16:59:11 - 00:17:00:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, no. 00:17:00:10 - 00:17:06:18 Speaker 2 I was so angry. And I was like, if I find out this guy's delivering for me again, we're gonna have a problem. Like, I was so mad. 00:17:06:23 - 00:17:11:05 Speaker 3 Like, fired. Because basically he's just an he's a gig work, right? Right. They actually. 00:17:11:06 - 00:17:12:07 Speaker 2 Should get blah. 00:17:12:07 - 00:17:15:22 Speaker 1 Blah. Yeah. They. Yeah. No, they should buy they should build black owners. 00:17:15:23 - 00:17:18:10 Speaker 3 Unfortunately he can just make it. You can 00:17:18:12 - 00:17:19:16 Speaker 1 Maybe I. 00:17:19:16 - 00:17:22:03 Speaker 2 Mean, they may be able to block his IP address or something like that. 00:17:22:03 - 00:17:27:04 Speaker 1 But because you had to sign up with your license and all that, you though. Yeah, you have to put your car insurance and all that. 00:17:27:10 - 00:17:27:23 Speaker 3 Like Uber and. 00:17:28:04 - 00:17:30:14 Speaker 1 No, you got to do all that. Yeah, yeah. 00:17:30:15 - 00:17:37:10 Speaker 2 But yeah I hope that they like got rid of I do because I, I mean I'm, I'm just living it back right now and I was. 00:17:37:11 - 00:17:37:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:17:37:17 - 00:17:38:06 Speaker 2 Oh mad. 00:17:38:11 - 00:17:47:13 Speaker 3 Yeah. It's like part of me wants to be like I'm sad, you know, that someone feels they need that, you know, to do that. But at the same time, do don't steal. 00:17:47:15 - 00:17:49:06 Speaker 1 From me, you know. Yeah. 00:17:49:08 - 00:17:51:20 Speaker 3 So they're struggling just as much as anybody else for me. Okay. 00:17:51:22 - 00:17:58:00 Speaker 2 So that that happened like, it's happened probably 4 or 5 times. And I've reported it every time. This one, I just. 00:17:58:00 - 00:18:02:03 Speaker 3 Said, this is our this is our ad for Instacart. Yeah. They'll never sponsor it. 00:18:02:04 - 00:18:25:20 Speaker 2 So but but yeah, I, I basically hit on this one today. I was like, it's possible. It could have been a mistake. So I didn't report it. But I did say that I didn't order it. So I got a refund on it. But they also brought me like a thing, a napkin. So I'm like, I'm not going to order freaking a thing of, like, napkins that you take to a party, like, you know, like a packet of napkins that you buy if they're like, hey, bring the napkins and the cups or whatever. 00:18:25:22 - 00:18:37:10 Speaker 2 That's what it was like, a little packet of napkins. And I'm like, I'm not. I didn't order this. It was, it was at it and got delivered. I'm like, what is happening anyway? Grocery shopping. That's the problem. 00:18:37:15 - 00:18:38:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a big. 00:18:38:20 - 00:18:40:00 Speaker 3 Problem. It's not the it's. 00:18:40:00 - 00:18:41:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, obviously a bigger problem. 00:18:41:18 - 00:18:45:20 Speaker 2 Not the the way to do it. So I don't know if we solved that or did we solve it. 00:18:46:01 - 00:18:46:17 Speaker 3 Yes. 00:18:46:19 - 00:18:50:01 Speaker 1 Kind of self-sustaining. That's my problem. That's why I solve it. 00:18:50:04 - 00:19:04:16 Speaker 2 Like honestly that we should should go back to that where because you were mentioning it earlier, like the gardening and farming and stuff like that. Oh yeah. But no, they're laws and regulations where they're like, you can't have a garden in your backyard. What? Yeah. Like they're going to be like there's HOA fees and stuff like that. 00:19:04:16 - 00:19:08:02 Speaker 1 Oh yeah. Different when you're ins in big cities and different. 00:19:08:08 - 00:19:11:13 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. If you ever have the chance to join an HOA, do not. 00:19:11:17 - 00:19:16:11 Speaker 2 Some of my friends, they had a garden out in front of their house and I think they got in trouble for it. Like in their in their front yard. 00:19:16:13 - 00:19:18:16 Speaker 3 So I assume you never had a garden in my finger. 00:19:18:16 - 00:19:25:22 Speaker 1 But I think it's I think it's silly. That was the it's were so standard to have such a blank yard or just full of like grass. 00:19:25:22 - 00:19:41:00 Speaker 3 And that's the thing that was like yards and lawns are a fairly recent thing. Like they're. Yeah, they're because they originated, with like royalty. Right. They basically it was a flex basically saying, look, I own land that can literally put nothing on. 00:19:41:00 - 00:19:43:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. You don't need to do anything with it. 00:19:43:00 - 00:19:50:07 Speaker 3 Afford to have all this big tract of land, not only just grow wild. I don't have to do that. I can afford to clear it and have nothing. 00:19:50:10 - 00:19:50:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:19:50:22 - 00:20:11:15 Speaker 3 You know, and it became it was a status symbol. Yeah. So and then people started like, well, I want that. I want to be, you know, important and, and you know, all that stuff. So they started off small on. So that's where we literally waste so much of our, you know, farmable land on lawns. And not only do we waste it, we spend billions of. 00:20:11:15 - 00:20:12:23 Speaker 2 Dollars every year making. 00:20:13:02 - 00:20:16:21 Speaker 3 A killing it. Yeah, yeah. So I want stupid. 00:20:16:22 - 00:20:21:04 Speaker 1 That I you know what? I tell you what, that's just plain nonsense. 00:20:21:06 - 00:20:25:02 Speaker 3 He said that again. Wow, dude, you're on fire tonight. 00:20:25:04 - 00:20:28:00 Speaker 1 I told you guys I was going to get better at this, all right? Yeah. 00:20:28:02 - 00:20:29:15 Speaker 3 I don't know if there's any day now. 00:20:29:17 - 00:20:30:20 Speaker 1 No. 00:20:30:22 - 00:20:38:04 Speaker 3 So here we go for this to. Somebody help me! Freeze! Snipers! Son, we've got two meetings. 00:20:38:04 - 00:20:41:09 Speaker 2 That should have been emails. I'm honestly. 00:20:41:14 - 00:20:42:12 Speaker 3 No. 00:20:42:14 - 00:20:53:04 Speaker 2 My solution is the hamster ball. Hamster tunnels throughout offices because you give it to a hamster and he's going to run it to to the right office. 00:20:53:06 - 00:20:54:15 Speaker 1 I like the. 00:20:54:17 - 00:20:55:20 Speaker 2 What do you think. 00:20:55:22 - 00:20:56:22 Speaker 1 I like was done. 00:20:56:22 - 00:20:57:14 Speaker 2 No. You got you. 00:20:57:14 - 00:21:02:02 Speaker 1 Got. No. That's I agree. That's exactly what I was going to say. 00:21:02:04 - 00:21:11:02 Speaker 3 So, word for word. Wow. Oh, he should have been emailed, basically. I'll just tell it, you know, we'll set up AI assistance to talk to each. 00:21:11:02 - 00:21:12:09 Speaker 2 Other, bro. That's already happening, right? 00:21:12:09 - 00:21:15:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, they'll still talk to each other and we won't have emails or meetings anymore. 00:21:15:22 - 00:21:24:03 Speaker 2 Somebody brought up a point. They said that there's probably several, like servers where they're just. I was talking back and forth, which other people just kind of forgot about. 00:21:24:03 - 00:21:25:03 Speaker 3 Oh, it's like the internet. 00:21:25:03 - 00:21:43:12 Speaker 2 So talking to each other. Yeah. Yeah. The dead internet they're not talking about there's that is we can still see it right. We're just tired of it because it's all swamp. But there there's probably forgotten servers, test servers or whatever somewhere or stuff that's running in the background of some development company that they forgot to turn off. Yeah, yeah. 00:21:43:13 - 00:21:45:22 Speaker 2 And the eyes are just there. Oh, I'm back and forth. 00:21:46:01 - 00:21:46:18 Speaker 1 So. 00:21:46:20 - 00:21:47:12 Speaker 3 Hi. How are. 00:21:47:12 - 00:22:00:10 Speaker 1 You? Good. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm also good. How are you doing? I'm doing well. How are you doing? Just for, like, millions of years, I think. 00:22:00:10 - 00:22:08:21 Speaker 2 Somebody set up a video one time where Alexa was talking to Siri, and it kind of devolved into that, but then somebody else did one where they called Papa John's and. 00:22:08:23 - 00:22:14:19 Speaker 1 Go, oh man, I know there's two Chinese restaurants. I saw one done it. Yeah, yeah. 00:22:14:21 - 00:22:20:18 Speaker 2 The one was like, Papa John's. They called two different Papa John's, and they put the phones together and they were like. 00:22:20:20 - 00:22:22:05 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, I didn't see that. Was it? 00:22:22:05 - 00:22:23:06 Speaker 2 No, this is Papa John's. 00:22:23:06 - 00:22:24:20 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:22:24:23 - 00:22:28:23 Speaker 2 But yeah, I saw the Chinese ones too, at the Chinese restaurant. I think that was a sketch though, but I could. 00:22:28:23 - 00:22:30:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, possibly. 00:22:30:02 - 00:22:32:03 Speaker 2 I'm sure it's been done a lot of times, but it was so funny. 00:22:32:06 - 00:22:35:07 Speaker 3 I mean, any time something funny happen on the internet, someone's going to steal it and make it their own. 00:22:35:11 - 00:22:36:04 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 00:22:36:07 - 00:22:37:22 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's something we need to work on. 00:22:38:00 - 00:22:38:14 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. 00:22:38:14 - 00:22:40:16 Speaker 1 That's stealing more of. Yeah. What do you think this is? 00:22:40:21 - 00:22:42:00 Speaker 3 No, no. 00:22:42:02 - 00:22:56:23 Speaker 2 There is, there is a thing that it says. What is it like? What is it? It and geniuses steal ideas or something like that. Do you know that saying I'm really butchering it? I mean, yeah, I'll put it up on the screen, right? 00:22:57:02 - 00:22:58:03 Speaker 3 Sounds like something a billionaire. 00:22:58:03 - 00:23:02:17 Speaker 1 You shouldn't. You should go look at what somebody said. Steal that and then say that. 00:23:02:21 - 00:23:03:12 Speaker 3 Well, I'll. 00:23:03:14 - 00:23:05:15 Speaker 2 I'll put it quoted by me at the. 00:23:05:16 - 00:23:12:07 Speaker 3 Yeah. There's, I'm going to butcher the Latin, but no him, no novum I think is nothing new under the sun. 00:23:12:07 - 00:23:15:14 Speaker 1 Sounds great. Yeah. According to my Latin knowledge of sound, the correct. 00:23:15:15 - 00:23:23:15 Speaker 3 Okay. Thank you. He's a lot out of this, Latin out. But it basically just means that, like, any idea that's ever been. Had someone else already. 00:23:23:15 - 00:23:25:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because there's there's a lot of human history. 00:23:25:20 - 00:23:34:14 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Throughout human history, whatever you're thinking of done, it's like all original someone else has had the idea. To put the point is to do it your way, you know? That's it. 00:23:34:15 - 00:23:43:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. And that's kind of what people want to see anyway, because they're like a lot of people are like, oh, I'm so mad at remaking Spider Man again. It's like, yeah, but if somebody else's version of. 00:23:43:01 - 00:23:45:01 Speaker 3 That, yeah, it's like in the old version still there. Yeah. 00:23:45:03 - 00:23:48:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Because you were like, you ruin my childhood. Then just don't accept that as part of the. 00:23:48:18 - 00:23:57:14 Speaker 3 Yeah, go back and watch the old one. Final fantasy seven people complained about the remake. I'm like, yeah, I don't like it either. But like the original still there. Yeah, I still go play it. 00:23:57:14 - 00:24:04:13 Speaker 2 You know, I actually I tried to play Final Fantasy seven from the original PlayStation and I couldn't because I hated the graphics. 00:24:04:13 - 00:24:05:16 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, it's pretty rough. 00:24:05:16 - 00:24:08:18 Speaker 2 And then I play the remake and I'm like, this is actually a cool story. 00:24:08:18 - 00:24:09:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, it looks cool. 00:24:09:09 - 00:24:13:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, because I went into it. But then the remake was only like the first disc of the game. 00:24:13:16 - 00:24:16:06 Speaker 3 Yeah. And it's the story's really different. 00:24:16:06 - 00:24:18:17 Speaker 2 I'm sure it is. Has been abridged and modified. 00:24:18:17 - 00:24:35:03 Speaker 3 The, the of the first one, it's pretty neck and neck. Right. But you know, so some differences here and there like some straight up like that wasn't in the original. And by the end they explain why that was in there. Okay. But once you reach the second one, it completely diverts. 00:24:35:03 - 00:25:02:22 Speaker 2 I couldn't play anymore once I got done with the first one, like the the original remake, I was like, I remember when I lived with my parents, I loved Final Fantasy. Final fantasy eight was my jam. Okay, so. But I, I didn't realize how linear Final Fantasy is until I played Final Fantasy seven remake. I was like, oh my gosh, did you literally can't deviate from a path at all? 00:25:02:23 - 00:25:04:10 Speaker 2 No. And I was like, I don't like this. 00:25:04:10 - 00:25:08:18 Speaker 3 I see the thing is, and I'm going to get deep in the Final Fantasy remake stuff here. Oh. 00:25:08:18 - 00:25:09:02 Speaker 2 Nerds. 00:25:09:02 - 00:25:14:04 Speaker 3 Get ready. Yeah, and I promise almost made two over to the second one. I do not think it's a good game like. 00:25:14:10 - 00:25:15:09 Speaker 2 Final Fantasy two. 00:25:15:11 - 00:25:26:19 Speaker 3 No, that's not fantasy. Final fantasy seven. Rebirth. Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's a good game. Mainly because, like, the combat they nailed, combat was great. I think they really good job there. Right. 00:25:26:19 - 00:25:27:20 Speaker 2 And is still turn based. 00:25:27:23 - 00:25:32:20 Speaker 3 No no it's it's action based. But both sort of still a little bit driven. 00:25:32:20 - 00:25:33:09 Speaker 2 Action a little. 00:25:33:09 - 00:25:42:19 Speaker 3 Bit of both. Yeah. Yeah it's a little bit of both. And you've got options. But anyway, I think the combat that is really good. Job with the theme music. They did a great job. I think it looks fantastic, 00:25:42:21 - 00:25:45:07 Speaker 3 but the world is boring. 00:25:45:13 - 00:25:53:15 Speaker 3 It's literally just full of nothing. And the activities they give you to do, it's walking up to a thing, pushing a button and that's it. 00:25:53:17 - 00:25:58:22 Speaker 3 Like it's really they put almost, almost no effort, but I think they ran out of time. 00:25:59:01 - 00:25:59:12 Speaker 1 I can see. 00:25:59:12 - 00:25:59:21 Speaker 2 That. 00:25:59:21 - 00:26:04:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, I think and I don't know why because this is like the most expensive game they've ever made. 00:26:04:11 - 00:26:06:05 Speaker 1 So you 00:26:06:07 - 00:26:07:07 Speaker 3 was there. 00:26:07:09 - 00:26:14:00 Speaker 2 What was that game. That it had Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe. 00:26:14:02 - 00:26:14:20 Speaker 3 Was it beyond two? 00:26:15:00 - 00:26:28:07 Speaker 2 Yeah. John two. So yeah, when I, when I first got that game, I was like, this is going to be amazing. And then I started playing it and I'm like, it's basically just a bunch of QuickTime events. And I'm like, I'm literally watching a movie that allows me to push buttons. 00:26:28:12 - 00:26:37:18 Speaker 3 If you ever see the name David Cage, come before with me. Like, yeah, if you ever see named David Cage pop up, you know you're not really going to play much of like game. 00:26:37:20 - 00:26:42:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, I was I was pretty disappointed when I played that. I was like, let's I mean. 00:26:42:09 - 00:26:44:03 Speaker 3 Heavy raining, mean heavy rain as well. 00:26:44:05 - 00:26:57:17 Speaker 2 Yeah. And I'm sure it was the same thing because I watched the plays at the beginning of a play through events. I couldn't keep watching that, but it's pretty rough. I it's, I liked the story was cool. That's why that's what got me into it. But then I was like, it's all game. No, it's not like it's just QuickTime events. 00:26:57:17 - 00:27:06:00 Speaker 3 And there's certain certain developers in the game industry where it's just like, why don't you just go make movies, man, like this? Clear what you want to do for movies. You know, for sure. 00:27:06:02 - 00:27:06:21 Speaker 2 Tom, you got any input? 00:27:07:03 - 00:27:08:17 Speaker 1 I've heard of those games. 00:27:08:19 - 00:27:10:03 Speaker 2 Are we going to go back to bartering? 00:27:10:08 - 00:27:15:18 Speaker 1 I've heard of those games. Those you could probably barter with those games. Honestly, if you think about it, maybe not. 00:27:15:20 - 00:27:19:02 Speaker 2 It's for moving on. I think we talked about it. 00:27:19:08 - 00:27:27:07 Speaker 1 Yeah. I was being really seductive with the camera the whole time because I don't I've never really played Final Fantasy to it. That's why I tell you, I have. 00:27:27:08 - 00:27:28:07 Speaker 3 I mean, I made it. 00:27:28:09 - 00:27:32:08 Speaker 1 I literally made it to where you have to, like, you're not going to have an option. I'm going to put. 00:27:32:08 - 00:27:34:03 Speaker 2 A little square of you in the bottom. 00:27:34:03 - 00:27:36:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:27:36:10 - 00:27:53:00 Speaker 3 You can do one of those weird things where it's like a castle down at the bottom of. Says Tom has never played Final Fantasy. It's just a shot of him slowly zooming in. Is like, the audio's bleeding out as you just like. That's basically zones. It's so good. And then we just come back to a mid or any the next one. 00:27:53:01 - 00:28:01:20 Speaker 3 Yeah. All right we ready. Yeah. Go ahead. All right. Making new friends as adults literally impossible. Oh you say that. 00:28:01:22 - 00:28:03:07 Speaker 2 No you gotta you gotta solve it. 00:28:03:09 - 00:28:14:16 Speaker 3 Oh yeah I've got to solve that. You know what? Just, you know, mandatory means, you know, bars. Oh, no, man. Okay. It's a strip club. 00:28:14:18 - 00:28:15:11 Speaker 2 You had in a bar. 00:28:15:11 - 00:28:23:19 Speaker 3 Damn. Well, we're gonna wrap it up. We got so boring to me, actually. Yeah, like, every every week. Mandatory play dates at bars. All right. 00:28:24:00 - 00:28:26:16 Speaker 2 I know I, I like that the mentor play dates for guys like. 00:28:26:16 - 00:28:29:08 Speaker 3 That stuff. Yeah. There you go. Mandatory play dates for guys. 00:28:29:11 - 00:28:39:01 Speaker 2 That's that's a good solution. That'd be I mean, how do you. Well, I'm getting deep into it, but how do you like, how do you, administrate that. Like, how do you. 00:28:39:03 - 00:28:50:09 Speaker 3 Actually, I just a spreadsheet. You know what? Some countries have mandatory exercise time for, like, every morning, like, 9 a.m.. Ever did get on the radio on TV and all that stuff. Have you seen. 00:28:50:12 - 00:28:52:10 Speaker 2 Have you seen the movie equilibrium? 00:28:52:12 - 00:28:53:06 Speaker 3 No. 00:28:53:08 - 00:29:04:09 Speaker 2 It's like it's like The Matrix meets, something, anything with like, it's Christian Bale, I think is he's at the main guy in it, but it's like they have a time where. 00:29:04:14 - 00:29:06:20 Speaker 3 So the matrix was Batman. We got it. Yeah, yeah. That's that. 00:29:06:21 - 00:29:07:16 Speaker 2 Well not quite. 00:29:07:16 - 00:29:09:22 Speaker 1 It's like matrix, man. 00:29:10:01 - 00:29:11:22 Speaker 3 The matrix meets the Machinist. 00:29:12:00 - 00:29:32:02 Speaker 2 But it's. So it's kind of it's a dystopian time where the dude is like, quite kind of the police, if I remember correctly. But anyway, there's, a time where the a buzzer, an alarm goes off and the whole town stops, everybody takes their medicine, and then they move on like the whole thing. Basically, they're suppressing their emotions. 00:29:32:04 - 00:29:40:08 Speaker 2 That's what the whole point is. Oh, okay. And then if anybody has any art or anything that elicits an emotion, Christian Bale's guys team will come in and take it. 00:29:40:08 - 00:29:42:04 Speaker 3 That is very dystopian. Yeah, yeah. 00:29:42:09 - 00:30:01:18 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure the, JPM actually did a video pertaining to this already and it just gets, regulated by the women that are within applies, you know what I mean? They set you up the video that you did, the mandate. 00:30:01:19 - 00:30:03:01 Speaker 2 Oh, wait, that's not. 00:30:03:03 - 00:30:04:11 Speaker 1 Or that's not what it's called, but. 00:30:04:14 - 00:30:07:00 Speaker 2 That's not what it. No, that's what it's called. That's not what it's about. 00:30:07:02 - 00:30:13:01 Speaker 1 So. Yeah. But they yeah these they're becoming they're setting them up as friends. Yeah. Ethnically. 00:30:13:03 - 00:30:14:03 Speaker 3 Oh that's. 00:30:14:03 - 00:30:16:23 Speaker 2 Yeah I thought you were still talking about equilibrium and like the. 00:30:17:02 - 00:30:21:18 Speaker 3 No the topic mofo so confused. No I'm I'm stuck. I'm trying to. 00:30:21:18 - 00:30:22:19 Speaker 1 Be stuck on the topic. 00:30:23:01 - 00:30:23:14 Speaker 3 You have to. 00:30:23:14 - 00:30:26:07 Speaker 2 Tell us that you have to like. 00:30:26:09 - 00:30:28:13 Speaker 3 The bowl tells us that right here. 00:30:28:14 - 00:30:40:13 Speaker 2 Bulls been sitting there. You touch it. That what you just did is the equivalent to somebody in the left lane of the intersection of the interstate, and they need to get off and they're like, so no blinker, no nothing that's in front of everybody. 00:30:40:15 - 00:30:42:08 Speaker 3 How do you do it? Well. 00:30:42:10 - 00:30:43:07 Speaker 1 Let me tell you, I. 00:30:43:08 - 00:30:45:02 Speaker 3 Know I got I get in my. 00:30:45:04 - 00:30:45:09 Speaker 2 Head. 00:30:45:14 - 00:30:46:04 Speaker 1 I. 00:30:46:06 - 00:30:47:18 Speaker 2 Over in the right lane ready to. 00:30:47:18 - 00:30:53:00 Speaker 1 Get off. I literally did that doing a 181. So get off my back, bucko. Yeah. 00:30:53:04 - 00:30:55:13 Speaker 2 Where's the, do you have a dashcam of that to somebody? 00:30:55:15 - 00:31:08:18 Speaker 1 Dude, I wish, man, I honestly wish, but just imagine 70 miles an hour minivan falling asleep and just eating it across the road. One 8180 tires jumping. 00:31:08:20 - 00:31:09:01 Speaker 3 And. 00:31:09:05 - 00:31:11:07 Speaker 1 Just everything in the minivan. 00:31:11:10 - 00:31:11:20 Speaker 3 I was. 00:31:11:22 - 00:31:12:22 Speaker 2 Just you. 00:31:13:00 - 00:31:14:02 Speaker 1 Car. Yeah. 00:31:14:04 - 00:31:22:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, that'd be terrifying regardless, but, yeah. Okay. So what, you said JPM did something. We made a video. 00:31:22:03 - 00:31:30:13 Speaker 1 We make videos here at JPM right here. And what you can do today and only $0.25 per day. 00:31:30:14 - 00:31:31:04 Speaker 2 $0.25. 00:31:31:04 - 00:31:39:13 Speaker 1 Per minute. You can really help bring smiles to this universe. And also, I don't know where I was going. 00:31:39:15 - 00:31:41:23 Speaker 3 And also $0.25 to my pocket. I heard that. 00:31:42:02 - 00:31:43:05 Speaker 2 No, it's split three. 00:31:43:07 - 00:31:56:19 Speaker 1 No, I was saying the, your I explain that perfectly. The the women regulate that, the ones that are within their license. Yeah. They're like, they'll set that up. Yeah, yeah. And then you. Yeah. That's how that happens. Boom. 00:31:56:21 - 00:32:02:09 Speaker 3 Let's see. My wife. Just like anytime I tell her I've got to go somewhere, she just seems to get really happy. People. Come on. 00:32:02:11 - 00:32:05:00 Speaker 2 Where she could get out of my sight. 00:32:05:00 - 00:32:14:17 Speaker 3 Yeah, I I'll be honest, man. Like, I know I'm a lot, best in small doses. She's got to live with me. That's why I like you. 00:32:14:17 - 00:32:17:02 Speaker 2 On the podcast, though. It was because of your personality. Oh. 00:32:17:02 - 00:32:19:22 Speaker 1 Thanks, man. And the fact that she's paying him for you to be here. 00:32:19:22 - 00:32:21:21 Speaker 3 So he's it rather uncomfortable. 00:32:21:22 - 00:32:22:23 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm saying he's actually. 00:32:22:23 - 00:32:29:07 Speaker 3 Just an elaborate babysitter, which is good, because I'm getting ready to ask you to change me. So. 00:32:29:09 - 00:32:38:21 Speaker 2 I mean, I guess I can do that. I'm all of the all of these videos that we made prior to this was all just. She's been working on this for a couple of years. 00:32:38:23 - 00:32:40:09 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. Okay. All the other. 00:32:40:09 - 00:32:41:22 Speaker 2 Videos that we made were just a ruse. 00:32:41:22 - 00:32:48:02 Speaker 3 The long car, man. Wow. Elliot works. Whatever. I get changed. 00:32:48:03 - 00:32:50:01 Speaker 2 Is it. Is it your time? 00:32:50:03 - 00:32:57:13 Speaker 3 Yeah. You know what? I think it's it. Take the bull. Yeah. I really don't know how. 00:32:57:13 - 00:33:00:00 Speaker 1 To play this game. I really don't know how to play this game. 00:33:00:00 - 00:33:03:01 Speaker 2 This is not indoctrination. You don't have to drink the Kool-Aid. 00:33:03:03 - 00:33:04:03 Speaker 3 Oh, cool. 00:33:04:05 - 00:33:07:01 Speaker 2 I get it. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait. Listen. Okay. 00:33:07:01 - 00:33:08:08 Speaker 3 We're not going to really need the timer. 00:33:08:08 - 00:33:10:01 Speaker 2 Oh, damn. We kept looking at it. 00:33:10:06 - 00:33:10:12 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:33:10:18 - 00:33:17:15 Speaker 1 It's just like I can't do. Traffic, commuting. 00:33:17:17 - 00:33:17:21 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:33:17:22 - 00:33:20:22 Speaker 2 Five seconds. 00:33:21:00 - 00:33:25:22 Speaker 1 Die. 00:33:26:00 - 00:33:28:18 Speaker 1 That was easy. Boy, that was easy. All right, next. 00:33:28:20 - 00:33:34:01 Speaker 2 I'm really looking forward to the day when, we start doing improv. And, Tom, before one. 00:33:34:03 - 00:33:37:05 Speaker 3 Oh, barter system. 00:33:37:07 - 00:33:41:15 Speaker 2 Hey, I moved out of the shop with you. Check me. I just want to make sure my my eyes are still in focus. 00:33:41:17 - 00:33:43:09 Speaker 1 You have eyes. 00:33:43:11 - 00:33:48:12 Speaker 2 All right, so traffic and commuting. What are what are what are our solutions like? How do we. 00:33:48:12 - 00:33:50:13 Speaker 1 Solve, good golly. 00:33:50:14 - 00:33:53:13 Speaker 3 I think everybody should get around it by being shot out of cannons. 00:33:53:14 - 00:33:56:04 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 00:33:56:06 - 00:34:02:08 Speaker 3 But coming, my real. This was my room. Oh, crap. On my dream. 00:34:02:13 - 00:34:06:01 Speaker 2 You're like, I don't have a money. I don't have money for a cannon. So I'm just going to walk to work. 00:34:06:07 - 00:34:07:19 Speaker 3 Yeah, you know what I got? 00:34:07:21 - 00:34:19:02 Speaker 1 I think, I think, I think we're going to realize, I want to live in the 1800s after this episode, because I'm going to go back to saying that we should just do horse and buggy for sure. You know, mostly. 00:34:19:03 - 00:34:20:03 Speaker 2 I feel like I was born in. 00:34:20:03 - 00:34:20:12 Speaker 1 The wrong. 00:34:20:12 - 00:34:29:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Because I'm like, I feel like I'm out of place with like so much that goes on in this world. And I don't know if I need to be in the future or in the past, but I'm just like, right now, is not it? 00:34:30:02 - 00:34:37:19 Speaker 3 If I were in the past, I would be murdered immediately. Which, yeah, I pretty much is like that. And it's like I'm so noxious. 00:34:37:20 - 00:34:40:17 Speaker 2 They're like, how do you know the lottery numbers? 00:34:40:19 - 00:34:42:07 Speaker 3 I'm from the future and lost. 00:34:42:07 - 00:34:43:08 Speaker 2 I bought this almanac. 00:34:43:10 - 00:34:47:00 Speaker 1 They didn't have the lottery in the 1800s. Rob. 00:34:47:02 - 00:34:47:23 Speaker 3 Oh. They're difficult. 00:34:48:01 - 00:34:50:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard that. Or the know you. 00:34:50:07 - 00:34:54:00 Speaker 3 Won rocks to books. 00:34:54:00 - 00:34:55:05 Speaker 2 Different kind of getting stuff. 00:34:55:07 - 00:35:03:00 Speaker 3 You know, not the fun. But anyway, yeah, I think, shooting people out of cans or maybe the Futurama tubes. I like those. Okay. 00:35:03:01 - 00:35:04:00 Speaker 1 Oh, man. 00:35:04:02 - 00:35:05:18 Speaker 2 That again, we're back to the durable tubes. 00:35:05:21 - 00:35:13:05 Speaker 3 But thing is, like Futurama tubes. Like, I always just like it had to be really sophisticated because you imagine two people, like, slamming into each other. 00:35:13:05 - 00:35:17:00 Speaker 2 Like the first time fry gets in and he's like, oh. 00:35:17:02 - 00:35:25:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, sounds like we solved, two of the problems with one thing. Then you don't have to have the hamsters. You just have the tubes. 00:35:25:09 - 00:35:26:20 Speaker 3 While you're. 00:35:26:22 - 00:35:29:11 Speaker 1 Transporting. You're sending messages at the same time. 00:35:29:11 - 00:35:30:12 Speaker 3 You're multitasking. 00:35:30:12 - 00:35:35:11 Speaker 1 Like crazy. You're flying through there. Who knows what's happening, but things are getting the are. 00:35:35:13 - 00:35:36:06 Speaker 2 Doing two job. 00:35:36:06 - 00:35:42:01 Speaker 1 So though I'm not not me somebody somebody is. But I you know I won't be one. 00:35:42:01 - 00:35:53:17 Speaker 3 Since when is a corporation ever paid you to voice for 2 to 5 today. Yeah. I said come on man, you really haven't spent a lot of time in the corporate world. After five years. 00:35:53:17 - 00:35:56:01 Speaker 1 Of doing it, you'll get a really nice pen. Okay. 00:35:56:04 - 00:36:05:11 Speaker 3 There you go. Yeah, they'll they'll give you a little sticker that says I voted or something, but they didn't even get their own signature. So we'll have stickers and they give. 00:36:05:15 - 00:36:08:09 Speaker 2 Then they run out and they're like, here's, strawberry shortcake. 00:36:08:10 - 00:36:09:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, there you go. 00:36:09:16 - 00:36:10:15 Speaker 2 You get like, Care. 00:36:10:15 - 00:36:15:23 Speaker 3 Bears stole it from a kindergarten class, a bunch of stickers to give to people. You're like, they didn't. 00:36:15:23 - 00:36:20:03 Speaker 2 Where are you supposed to read at a kindergarten class last week? Yeah, I took some stickers. So, yeah. 00:36:20:03 - 00:36:28:13 Speaker 3 Why not? Look who they did tell me. I couldn't. Did it stop me there little. So I bit got in my way and I just wanted them. So these stickers are mine now. 00:36:28:13 - 00:36:29:14 Speaker 2 It's like that. 00:36:29:16 - 00:36:30:00 Speaker 3 Way. 00:36:30:01 - 00:36:39:11 Speaker 2 That's like that saying where there. What is it that question where you're like, would you rather would you rather fight, one man size child or 100 child size man or something like that? 00:36:39:17 - 00:36:51:01 Speaker 3 Yeah. I think the original version I heard was, yeah, a horse. Horse sized duck or, you know, 100 bucks size horses. Yeah, I had duck side horse. Sounds adorable. It was. 00:36:51:01 - 00:36:57:04 Speaker 2 But I mean, you know how strong horses are, right? So even though they're small, they're still pretty darn strong. Do hundred of. 00:36:57:04 - 00:37:00:06 Speaker 3 Them ducks are pretty strong, to be honest. Like, also. 00:37:00:06 - 00:37:01:18 Speaker 2 The corkscrew deal. 00:37:01:19 - 00:37:07:13 Speaker 3 Though. Yeah. I'm. Oh, hopefully they're just trying to fight me. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't doing anything else. 00:37:07:15 - 00:37:10:09 Speaker 2 They beat me down and I'm unconscious. Hopefully that's all they want. 00:37:10:09 - 00:37:19:06 Speaker 3 Yeah, I'll just play dead if I have to. If they if that's where they're going, I'm, I'm, I'm for time. I don't think he knows what we're talking about. And I don't think. 00:37:19:08 - 00:37:22:21 Speaker 1 I've heard of Final Fantasy actually. 00:37:22:23 - 00:37:23:04 Speaker 3 He's. 00:37:23:04 - 00:37:24:17 Speaker 2 Lagging like internet though. 00:37:24:18 - 00:37:25:22 Speaker 3 So he's like. 00:37:25:22 - 00:37:26:21 Speaker 2 So far behind. 00:37:26:23 - 00:37:27:15 Speaker 3 Buffering. 00:37:27:19 - 00:37:40:07 Speaker 2 You guys seen, the Internet Explorer, meme page, where it's like they will post like, Barack Obama is now the president, but like in 2022. Oh, everything's so far behind. 00:37:40:08 - 00:37:41:05 Speaker 1 That's hilarious. 00:37:41:06 - 00:37:45:15 Speaker 2 It's cracking. Me they're posting, like, all kinds of, like, stuff that happened, like 30 years ago. 00:37:45:17 - 00:37:47:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, actually, just use that as my default use. 00:37:48:01 - 00:37:48:15 Speaker 3 Always behind. 00:37:48:17 - 00:37:50:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:37:50:03 - 00:37:51:07 Speaker 2 You're just like I'm like. 00:37:51:09 - 00:37:56:09 Speaker 1 Oh, I like, check my email. You have mail. 00:37:56:12 - 00:37:56:20 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:37:56:20 - 00:38:03:05 Speaker 2 All right. So let me give me the ball. I want to move on see what we got because we obviously they're just going to put tubes for everything too much. 00:38:03:07 - 00:38:04:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:38:04:03 - 00:38:12:01 Speaker 2 Throw tubes in there. All right let's see. This one is so upside down meetings. That should have been an email. You just. 00:38:12:01 - 00:38:15:04 Speaker 3 Did that. All right didn't you. 00:38:15:06 - 00:38:16:17 Speaker 2 Did I throw it back in there. Yeah. 00:38:16:19 - 00:38:18:12 Speaker 1 You broke your own rule. 00:38:18:13 - 00:38:19:00 Speaker 3 No, I. 00:38:19:00 - 00:38:31:22 Speaker 2 Think because it's only got part of it on there. I wonder if you tore off the bottom of it and threw it back in there. Because I saw you tearing something off or something because it said there was something that had like. Because that doesn't have the rest. No. 00:38:31:22 - 00:38:34:06 Speaker 1 Yeah. That's got to be part of that other one. 00:38:34:08 - 00:38:34:17 Speaker 2 Yeah. 00:38:34:17 - 00:38:35:23 Speaker 1 So you I didn't do it. 00:38:36:04 - 00:38:37:04 Speaker 2 Somebody that. 00:38:37:06 - 00:38:37:20 Speaker 1 Is Rob. 00:38:37:21 - 00:38:38:19 Speaker 2 We'll say it was me. 00:38:38:21 - 00:38:40:06 Speaker 3 To go Rob. 00:38:40:08 - 00:38:43:19 Speaker 2 Social media addiction. So, 00:38:43:21 - 00:38:45:07 Speaker 1 That's not real. That's not. 00:38:45:07 - 00:38:47:07 Speaker 3 Real. Working on about this. There should. 00:38:47:07 - 00:38:48:01 Speaker 2 Be a it's a. 00:38:48:01 - 00:38:49:02 Speaker 3 Shock. I saw it. 00:38:49:08 - 00:38:51:22 Speaker 2 On your phone. It's like you got to wait for me to solve it. 00:38:52:00 - 00:38:52:21 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm sorry. 00:38:52:23 - 00:38:55:04 Speaker 2 Because I only have 10s to solve the world's. 00:38:55:04 - 00:38:55:15 Speaker 3 Problem. 00:38:55:15 - 00:38:58:03 Speaker 1 You know? And, yeah, he fails. 00:38:58:03 - 00:39:00:22 Speaker 3 We go, you let us do that. 00:39:01:00 - 00:39:02:11 Speaker 2 Restart, get shocked. 00:39:02:13 - 00:39:03:15 Speaker 1 Can you read it again? 00:39:03:16 - 00:39:04:01 Speaker 3 Yeah. Let me. 00:39:04:01 - 00:39:06:19 Speaker 1 Start over. Okay. 00:39:06:21 - 00:39:08:12 Speaker 2 Social media addiction. 00:39:08:15 - 00:39:10:11 Speaker 1 Oh my God, what would you do? 00:39:10:11 - 00:39:21:00 Speaker 2 It's an epidemic. So you would, get a shock every time you go over your screen time limit, just. Okay? And it shocks you and you drop your phone, and then you have to buy another $1,800 phone. 00:39:21:03 - 00:39:41:15 Speaker 3 There you go. Not like a fine to me, I like it. Yeah. My, my sketch idea was, basically like some sort of, like, infomercial, you know, like, an old school, like I see on TV films kind of thing, where someone's like, I'm so stressed, like, pick up your phone if you don't mind, and hold it like I'm so stressed and anxious about the state of the world that. 00:39:41:15 - 00:39:56:19 Speaker 3 No, not like, oh, but like you're on it. I'm so stressed and anxious about the state of the world. It's what we'll do. I have a product for you. Solved. And I feel so much better now. Thank you. 00:39:56:21 - 00:39:59:17 Speaker 1 I need a donation for a new phone now. 00:39:59:19 - 00:40:03:15 Speaker 3 No, actually, you're, like, in the schedule. I plan on taking the phone and smashing it with him. Hammer. 00:40:03:17 - 00:40:04:16 Speaker 1 Like beautiful. 00:40:04:16 - 00:40:10:16 Speaker 3 Hey, look at that. And like, wow, I feel so much better now. Yeah, you have your phone. You should have put. 00:40:10:16 - 00:40:12:05 Speaker 2 That on discord right now. 00:40:12:06 - 00:40:13:00 Speaker 3 Oh, man. 00:40:13:02 - 00:40:19:05 Speaker 1 He should have. He should have pitched that to Jared earlier. They could have used that end to brighten up there. 00:40:19:07 - 00:40:22:17 Speaker 2 But he would have needed that like a month ago. Yeah. And nobody has any idea what we're talking. 00:40:22:17 - 00:40:26:07 Speaker 1 About, right. Yeah. Time machines. 00:40:26:09 - 00:40:31:01 Speaker 2 So do you guys have any other ways to fix that social media addiction besides my perfect solution? 00:40:31:07 - 00:40:42:03 Speaker 1 I actually just recently talked to, a local 13 year old girl, and she, said 100% that it's not a problem. 00:40:42:05 - 00:40:43:05 Speaker 2 Stamp of approval. 00:40:43:10 - 00:40:45:04 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:40:45:05 - 00:40:45:16 Speaker 2 What is there? 00:40:45:21 - 00:40:49:21 Speaker 1 I was going to say my son, but it's like he's not old enough to be like, you know. 00:40:49:23 - 00:40:51:10 Speaker 2 You're just like, I talk to a 13 year old girl. 00:40:51:10 - 00:40:58:01 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, that's us. Yeah, well, that's because the shows that you watch. 00:40:58:03 - 00:41:00:04 Speaker 3 Chris Hansen. 00:41:00:06 - 00:41:01:05 Speaker 1 Hey, let's see. 00:41:01:05 - 00:41:04:05 Speaker 3 The. 00:41:04:07 - 00:41:07:00 Speaker 2 Thing from the side isn't me. Like this face is going to be. 00:41:07:02 - 00:41:07:20 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:41:07:21 - 00:41:11:23 Speaker 1 It's 2026. You can't say anything anymore. 00:41:12:01 - 00:41:15:09 Speaker 3 Why don't you ever see. Oh, they say I'm already seeing. Yeah, well, if. 00:41:15:09 - 00:41:16:08 Speaker 2 You ever see it, Mr. Hansen. 00:41:16:09 - 00:41:18:06 Speaker 3 Yeah. Really? Right here. 00:41:18:08 - 00:41:23:05 Speaker 2 Yeah. No, I like that. What? What is that generation called? Like? Are they like, the gender Gen Y or something? 00:41:23:07 - 00:41:27:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. Like ever. They started running out of names, so it's. 00:41:27:05 - 00:41:28:05 Speaker 3 Just, 00:41:28:07 - 00:41:30:16 Speaker 1 Gen whatever else is left over. 00:41:30:18 - 00:41:44:07 Speaker 3 I think there's Gen Z, and I think, some of them are from this zoom generation because, yeah, there's a Zoomers. Yeah, the Zoomers, cause they kind of, like, started to grow up in that pandemic area where I know where they were working for a living from home, or it was cool for a moment. 00:41:44:07 - 00:41:47:13 Speaker 2 So I was just going to say like, Zoomer approved or Gen Y approved or whatever. 00:41:47:13 - 00:41:55:21 Speaker 1 Or as far as far as I see, it's becoming more like hurricanes anymore. It's gonna be like Gen Andrew. 00:41:55:23 - 00:42:08:00 Speaker 3 I mean, I'm gonna teach you guys. I'm going to teach you the real secrets about, like, Gen Z and y'all that stuff all the generations. Yeah, none of it matters. None of it is real. It's almost like humans. It's like they're trying. 00:42:08:00 - 00:42:08:22 Speaker 2 To divide and conquer. 00:42:08:22 - 00:42:17:22 Speaker 3 Maybe it's like humans really like to categorize things and like to label things and sort them in the boxes. Right? When it doesn't make sense. 00:42:18:00 - 00:42:19:14 Speaker 1 They work for Amazon. 00:42:19:16 - 00:42:20:11 Speaker 3 Yeah. 00:42:20:13 - 00:42:21:14 Speaker 2 Just put them into boxes. 00:42:21:15 - 00:42:22:06 Speaker 3 Know. 00:42:22:08 - 00:42:27:11 Speaker 1 I'm glad that you got that right. See, that was a good one. That's a good one. No, no I get credit for that. 00:42:27:11 - 00:42:28:02 Speaker 3 He got it. 00:42:28:02 - 00:42:34:00 Speaker 2 It took me a second to get it. I was like because. And then I've been hanging out with you enough to know, like I'm like, okay, I. 00:42:34:00 - 00:42:34:22 Speaker 3 Know, you know. 00:42:35:00 - 00:42:41:10 Speaker 1 With some sun when you see this, that's a good dad joke. Not a bad dad joke. 00:42:41:12 - 00:42:42:22 Speaker 2 That's why bad rhymes with dad. 00:42:43:00 - 00:42:44:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. No. Yeah, it's a bad. 00:42:44:21 - 00:42:45:06 Speaker 2 Bad. 00:42:45:08 - 00:42:46:08 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:42:46:10 - 00:42:53:09 Speaker 2 It is a good joke. You'd be called a dud. This would be a good dad joke. 00:42:53:11 - 00:42:55:05 Speaker 3 You need to have it. Yeah. 00:42:55:07 - 00:42:59:21 Speaker 1 You want to be a blank stare? You want to be a dud, not a dud. 00:43:00:01 - 00:43:01:06 Speaker 3 Right? 00:43:01:08 - 00:43:02:23 Speaker 2 All right. Do we want to go out on one more? 00:43:03:05 - 00:43:04:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:43:04:02 - 00:43:04:23 Speaker 2 All right. This will be our last one. 00:43:04:23 - 00:43:05:06 Speaker 3 Oh, me? 00:43:05:06 - 00:43:05:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 00:43:05:18 - 00:43:09:00 Speaker 2 For sure. Yeah. We got to go back to you. Even though you're going to get one extra. 00:43:09:00 - 00:43:11:10 Speaker 3 Oh, you just man. That's that's the that's. 00:43:11:13 - 00:43:12:12 Speaker 1 Going back to. 00:43:12:16 - 00:43:13:09 Speaker 3 Oh wait. What. 00:43:13:15 - 00:43:15:10 Speaker 1 They're going back. Go back. 00:43:15:12 - 00:43:15:16 Speaker 3 That. 00:43:15:22 - 00:43:24:22 Speaker 1 That's the finishing sound. Do you guys finish like that because I do. That's just play nonsense. 00:43:24:23 - 00:43:26:17 Speaker 2 Now this episode is rated in my. 00:43:26:19 - 00:43:45:15 Speaker 3 View, great. It's editing to the first. Yeah. All right. So the next big, catastrophic problem that the world is facing, losing your keys, slash phone. You know what? Just never leave your house there. Dude, I like that. Yeah, that's what I like, though, you know? Keys. You want to leave your house? Sure. 00:43:45:15 - 00:44:02:04 Speaker 2 I think we should get strong magnets implanted in our hips so that you can just stick your keys and your phone to it, because who's got MagSafe stuff anyway? That's true. So you might as well just like, click a clip of you and then your kinetic movement and stuff could be charging your phone. 00:44:02:06 - 00:44:03:07 Speaker 3 I'll tell you what, I just. 00:44:03:09 - 00:44:04:09 Speaker 2 Hacked all of us. 00:44:04:11 - 00:44:08:20 Speaker 1 I'm going to switch mine in reverse. That way people like will suck to me. 00:44:08:22 - 00:44:31:05 Speaker 3 I, an embarrassing story. Please do. Yeah. So I used to be, like 350 pounds for those who don't know. And when you got to, you know, that much weight, you got a big old belly. And I remember I lost my phone. Oh, I lost my phone. And I'm like, where the hell is my phone? And I looked for, for like 20 minutes and my, my wife and daughter came on like, could you call my phone? 00:44:31:09 - 00:44:48:01 Speaker 3 And you're like, sure, I record it. And suddenly I put my belly vibrate and I've got when I was big, I used to take my belly and put it over my phone, and it was like a pocket that I could walk around with it. And you're like, basically just an extra pocket where I would keep like my wallet, my phone like that. 00:44:48:01 - 00:44:52:02 Speaker 3 It it was embarrassing that like, I couldn't find my phone for so long looking around. 00:44:52:06 - 00:45:08:22 Speaker 2 So I've never I've never had it that like I've never done that, but I have done where you took your phone, put it in there. Here's the thing. And this is going a little bit off topic, but that's the whole point of this discussion going. The one of the problems with being this big is you don't have a lap, right? 00:45:08:22 - 00:45:24:03 Speaker 2 Yeah. Like because I like I somebody who's Tom size are your size. Now you can like you have you can put something on your lap for me if like if I'm using a laptop, I have to put it at an angle because like, it literally won't stay here. There's no there's no this. I like that much space. 00:45:24:03 - 00:45:24:18 Speaker 3 I have that. Exactly. 00:45:24:18 - 00:45:34:20 Speaker 2 So whenever you're sitting down, you can't put your phone like your phone on your lap because there isn't one. So you have to kind of like tuck it. Yeah. So it doesn't fall. So I'm there with you. 00:45:34:22 - 00:45:36:19 Speaker 3 See. Hey, I'm glad I'm glad that the only one that. 00:45:36:19 - 00:45:39:23 Speaker 2 You were there and stories and the camaraderie that came with it. 00:45:40:01 - 00:45:44:03 Speaker 3 Yes. On. Okay. Yes. On, 00:45:44:05 - 00:45:50:04 Speaker 2 Any other solutions besides putting a magnet in your body and then staying inside. 00:45:50:06 - 00:46:01:17 Speaker 3 Yeah. Gosh dang it. Or the tubes. Tubes. As he told me, the episode of this, this or the name of this episode, it's like the answer is always to. 00:46:01:17 - 00:46:02:14 Speaker 1 The, to. 00:46:02:16 - 00:46:11:17 Speaker 2 The desk. I'm going to do that as one of the AB testing. There was like the answer is always tubes. And if that one wins, it's going to be so great. We're in on you, Thomas. 00:46:11:19 - 00:46:18:10 Speaker 1 I, I have I never played Final Fantasy, but I have heard of the game. 00:46:18:12 - 00:46:33:00 Speaker 2 All right. Well, that we are going to close down if you guys have any solutions to any of these problems, I, we want to hear them down in the comments. So tell us how you would fix the world. But before you do that, make sure you go check out, just my nonsense on all of the platforms and stuff. 00:46:33:00 - 00:46:49:05 Speaker 2 We have, Link Tree, which I don't even know if that's still relevant, but whatever where it's going to work, because that's what we have. So. Yeah, go check us out on all those, leave us some comments, some reviews or whatever, because apparently that's a good thing. And then we will see you in episode three. 00:46:49:07 - 00:46:53:04 Speaker 3 Bye bye. 00:46:53:06 - 00:46:54:09 Speaker 2 So 00:46:54:11 - 00:46:59:00 Speaker 2 where, where is, where are people going to get the money for all these tubes that we're wanting to install? 00:46:59:02 - 00:46:59:12 Speaker 3 Oh, I'm. 00:46:59:15 - 00:47:00:04 Speaker 1 Yeah. 00:47:00:06 - 00:47:01:12 Speaker 3 He's he's got to talk to. 00:47:01:16 - 00:47:02:22 Speaker 1 He just took a hamster. 00:47:02:22 - 00:47:09:00 Speaker 3 Oh. It's true. We gotta talk to think to talk to think. He's using the. 00:47:09:02 - 00:47:12:12 Speaker 1 Do a little bartering and they'll come to hear. 00:47:12:14 - 00:47:13:01 Speaker 3 You drop. 00:47:13:01 - 00:47:20:17 Speaker 2 Kick you in the sternum until you fall down the stairs. First I'm going to have you build and construct the stairs, and then I'm going to kick you down a flight of them. 00:47:20:19 - 00:47:23:15 Speaker 3 And you know when since you built them, we know they'll be solid. 00:47:23:17 - 00:47:24:03 Speaker 2 And then when. 00:47:24:03 - 00:47:25:01 Speaker 1 You're absolutely. 00:47:25:01 - 00:47:26:17 Speaker 2 Right, take them apart, because I don't want them in my house. 00:47:26:17 - 00:47:31:13 Speaker 1 And you know how I'm going to get the lumber for that bartering. I'm going to barter for that.